10 People You Will Definitely Meet in College

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1. The Frat Bro- Who’s down for some Natty ice?

2. The Sorority Girl- Sings the theme song for Kappa Kappa Gamma 24/7 and wears pink head to toe

3. The Co-op Hipster- rides a fixie, eats organic foods, probably does adderall

4. The Crusty Engineer Nerd- has acne, once hacked into the school website and wrote “YOU GOT PWNED” on the homepage

5. The Jesus Lover- carries a Bible everywhere and holds weekly church dinners

6. The Feminist Activist- unshaven pits and legs+ hates all men

7. The Athlete- Only got in for his athletic ability

8. The Artsy Guy- Into obscure poetry and playing ancient instruments

9. The Stoner- Provides dank grass for the entire college campus

10. That Old Guy- is 45 but still goes to college, loves sharing life experiences during class discussions while everyone else rolls their eyes

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  1. Havn’t Seen Them
    April 26th, 2010 at 10:47 | #1

    I havn’t seen #1, #2, #3, #4, #6, #7, #8, and #10 in college

  2. Anonymous
    April 26th, 2010 at 12:44 | #2

    wow… all I see is number 9…. DAMN us normal people who don’t meet the crazy stereotypes

  3. Anonymous
    April 27th, 2010 at 00:51 | #3

    Ah, we have a number 10 in my chemistry class. He sits in the front row of the lecture hall and asks questions every two minutes.

  4. Anonymous
    April 27th, 2010 at 12:02 | #4

    I see 6 and 10 all the time. All the bloody time.

  5. Anonymous
    April 28th, 2010 at 04:02 | #5

    I have seen them all lol the jesus lovers aren’t as extreme but pretty damn close

  6. Newfag
    April 28th, 2010 at 08:54 | #6

    What’s “natty ice”?

  7. kathleen
    April 29th, 2010 at 08:37 | #7

    haha #10 is so true i have someone in my astronomy class who does that it’s so damn annoying.

  8. g
    April 30th, 2010 at 15:38 | #8

    i dont get what stoner means. what does it really mean??

  9. sky_queen3/Angela
    April 30th, 2010 at 22:30 | #9

    @g
    Someone who smokes weed.

  10. kvg
    May 2nd, 2010 at 10:06 | #10

    I’ve only seen #10.

  11. Ezrekia
    May 5th, 2010 at 19:42 | #11

    *sigh* 45 is not old. It’s middle aged if you intend to live to be 90. This became a bit of a pet peeve after one of the 18-year-olds in my class branded 25 as middle-aged. Ouch.

    Unless you mean older than the rest of the students, in which case I take it back.

  12. lolzpwned
    June 5th, 2010 at 15:05 | #12

    im not even in college (i dropped out) but i still have seen and met or know all these ppl!

  13. blahh
    July 8th, 2010 at 15:04 | #13

    @Newfag
    BEER