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How to make a girl smile ♥ ♥

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When she walks away from you mad [ Follow her ]

When she walks away from you mad [ Follow her ]

When she stare’s at your mouth [ Kiss her ]

When she pushes you away [ Grab her and dont let go ]

When she start’s shouting at you [ Kiss her and tell her you love her ]

When she’s quiet [ Ask her whats wrong ]

When she ignore’s you [ Give her your attention ]

When she pull’s away [ Pull her back ]

When you see her at her worst [ Tell her she's beautiful ]

When you see her start crying [Just hold her and dont say a word ]

When you see her walking [ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ]

When she’s scared [ Protect her ]

When she lay’s her head on your shoulder [ Tilt her head up and kiss her ]

When she steal’s your favorite hat [ Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night]

When she tease’s you [ Tease her back and make her laugh ]

When she doesnt answer for a long time [ reassure her that everything is okay ]

When she look’s at you with doubt [ Back yourself up always tell the truth no matter what]

When she say’s that she like’s you [ she really does more than you could understand ]

When she grab’s at your hands [ Hold her's and play with her fingers ]

When she bump’s into you [ bump into her back and make her laugh ]

When she tell’s you a secret [ keep it safe and untold ]

When she looks at you in your eyes [ dont look away until she does ]

When she misses you [ she's hurting inside ]

When you break her heart [ the pain never really goes away ]

When she says its over [ she still wants you to be hers ]

When she repost this bulletin [ she wants you to read it ]

-When You Say The Same Thing At The Same Time, Then They Say “I Love You ” ♥

- Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.

- When she’s mad hug her tight and don’t let go

- When she says she’s ok dont believe it, talk with her

- because 10 yrs later she’ll remember you

- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up

- Treat her like she’s all that matters to you.

- Tease her and let her tease you back.

- Stay up all night with her when she’s sick.

- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.

- Give her the world.

- Let her wear your clothes.

- When she’s bored and sad, hang out with her.

- Let her know she’s important.

- Kiss her in the pouring rain.

-When You Hear A Lie “trust them And Don’t Listen to what others say about them”

-When you want to go shopping he says ” I’ll come with you” and he holds all your bags and doesn’t moan

- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; “Who’s ass am I kicking babe?”

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  1. Maek
    April 28th, 2010 at 05:35 | #1

    Notice how this list is twice as big as how to make a guy smile?

  2. Anonymous
    April 28th, 2010 at 08:22 | #2

    @Maek
    the how to make a guy smile is a joke ! and also some of these aren’t about how to make a girl smile really … but it’s really true most of it <3

  3. Anonymous
    April 28th, 2010 at 09:19 | #3

    :) Made me smile :)

  4. Anonymous
    April 28th, 2010 at 09:20 | #4

    (: Me too (:

  5. Marzipan
    April 28th, 2010 at 10:24 | #5

    made me smile. i wish my boyfriend did these things for me. but then again all this stuff is mostly fantasy rather than reality. but still awww <3

  6. Anonymous
    April 28th, 2010 at 10:40 | #6

    gay

  7. Anonymous
    April 28th, 2010 at 11:25 | #7

    cute <3

  8. Hit me cause you love me
    April 28th, 2010 at 16:13 | #8

    When she pushes you away [ Grab her and dont let go ]

    When she pull’s away [ Pull her back ]

    Thanks Twilight for brain washing a generation of women to think that it’s OK for men to be physical because “he loves me”. When I pull away I do not want to be pulled back. Don’t grab me if I’ve pushed you, there’s probably a good reason for it.

    Seriously, I would not be at all surprised if the the rate of spousal abuse (mainly emotional but also physical) has a steep incline in the next 10 years, once all the twihard-boys and ettes grow up and enter a ‘real relationship’.

  9. lol @ above
    April 28th, 2010 at 17:13 | #9

    Hit me cause you love me,
    You take life to seriously.
    It’s a damn list of stupid things to pass the time. some obvious. some over the top, so what?

    Just because you’ve been such a shit girlfriend you’ve had to be smacked around a little, doesn’t mean every girl is as defensive as you.
    Grow up, and let the kid’s have their fun.

  10. Anonymous
    April 28th, 2010 at 18:06 | #10

    Please stop using WAY too many unnecessary apostrophes. It’s really distracting.

  11. Serena
    April 28th, 2010 at 22:44 | #11

    “- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her”
    “- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up”

    People who do this annoy the crap out of me.

    Half of this reads like a stalker’s ‘How To’ guide. The other half is kinda cute though. I think if you did EVERYTHING here, it’s creepy and obsessive.

  12. /b/tard
    April 29th, 2010 at 13:57 | #12

    inb4 fail

  13. Whut
    May 2nd, 2010 at 11:56 | #13

    When she says its over [ she still wants you to be hers ]

    ….Or it could really mean it’s over.

  14. sensitivegirl
    May 2nd, 2010 at 21:36 | #14

    too bad this list is only a joke

  15. lucky
    May 3rd, 2010 at 12:49 | #15

    how lucky am I that my boyfriend actually does most of this….in the non-creepy non-stalkerish sort of way…..

  16. Marzipan
    May 8th, 2010 at 11:13 | #16

    Hahaha! Please don’t follow this list, guys. It seems to be based on the concept that everything a woman says is a lie! Okay, we are misleading sometimes, but when we say “it’s over” we usually mean it!

    Jesus Christ, I fucking hate being pulled and tugged on when I’m trying to pull away. It’s especially annoying because the man is generally bigger or stronger than you are. Edward Cullen might get away with it, but that’s because he’s a little girl.

    And if I’m angry with you, I don’t want you to “hug me tight and not let go”, I want you to piss off and leave me alone for a while till I’ve calmed down. Logic, people! Use it!

  17. danielle
    June 4th, 2010 at 08:12 | #17

    @Anonymous
    well DANG some of that stuff IS true!! but when i try to pull away when im mad… if u try to pull me back u gonna get slapped!!:) nicest way to put it

  18. danielle
    June 4th, 2010 at 08:21 | #18

    @Marzipan
    well damn… heres reality for u… NOT EVERYTHING WOMEN SAY IS A LIE!! and ive met some guys that have lied quite a bit and that doesnt make me think that all guys are like that!!:( u need to grow up! i gotta admit i dont want to hug u if im mad at u… id slap u! but seriously… not all women r like that! sum will lie and decieve u but that doesnt mean we always lie! so theres no need to be sexest! :) and i put that nicely!

  19. cc
    June 4th, 2010 at 18:25 | #19

    I agree with Marzipan. It’s really annoying when you have a bigger, usually stronger guy holding on to you and not letting you go. don’t do that. and doing a few of the things on this list would be nice, but please don’t do all. that’s creepy and stalkerish. so. yeah.

  20. Wahaaaay
    June 4th, 2010 at 18:59 | #20

    change it to how to make a goat smile.. it becomes so much more funnier
    Fucking goats.. ahaha

    and people dont take this stuff so seriously .. some of its cute.. and some of its .. well .. er a bit obsessive..
    so its not a bad effort lol .. specially if girls are into obsessive guys..
    its pretty good for guys that are into goats aswell, awww yeaaaaah

  21. Anonymous
    June 17th, 2010 at 13:01 | #21

    @Anonymous
    Single… HA HA

  22. TheatreGirl
    June 28th, 2010 at 15:08 | #22

    this made me smile loads. If only I had a boyfriend to do these for me…:(

  23. Hey :D
    August 4th, 2010 at 21:41 | #23

    Love this list ;)

    Made me smile lots :D

  24. EhhNO
    August 9th, 2010 at 11:57 | #24

    @Wahaaaay, I read everything over making it goats instead of a girl, I almost died laughing!

  25. :D
    October 7th, 2010 at 17:05 | #25

    danielle :
    @Marzipan
    well damn… heres reality for u… NOT EVERYTHING WOMEN SAY IS A LIE!! and ive met some guys that have lied quite a bit and that doesnt make me think that all guys are like that!!:( u need to grow up! i gotta admit i dont want to hug u if im mad at u… id slap u! but seriously… not all women r like that! sum will lie and decieve u but that doesnt mean we always lie! so theres no need to be sexest! and i put that nicely!

    And you just made yourself look like a dumb ass. Marzipan was saying that women don’t always lie. I’m assuming you only read the first couple of words when you wrote this reply, otherwise you wouldn’t have made yourself look like such an idiotic moron. Or maybe you just can’t read that well.

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