Top 10 Lies Men Tell Women

April 25th, 2010 Leave a comment Go to comments

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1. Why yes, I am single.

2. No I was not just watching porn.

3. I’d love to meet your parents!

4. Yes, I am still listening.

5. I’m not drunk.

6. I have no idea who drank all the milk.

7. I’m not in it for the sex.

8. Of course I’ll call you!

9. Your friend Sara is a model? Oh, I didn’t even notice her incredibly trim physique and perfect breasts.

10. You do not look fat in those pants! Don’t be ridiculous!

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  1. me
    April 26th, 2010 at 09:47 | #1
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    Thats just dumb. Not all guys are complete and insensitive jerks

  2. Anonymous
    April 26th, 2010 at 13:58 | #2
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    +1

  3. A.N.Onymous.
    April 27th, 2010 at 07:50 | #3
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    +2
    Clearly written by some heated bitch who’s generalising men because of a bad relationship.

  4. Your mom
    August 7th, 2010 at 01:04 | #4
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    D) All of the above comments

  5. Anonymous
    February 6th, 2011 at 18:02 | #5
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    10.) = well then what the fuck do you want to hear?