Rap lyrics translated for white people!
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Jay-Z: Can’t Knock the hustle
Shoppin sprees, copin three, duece fever I guess it’s fully loaded, Ah yes, Bouncin in the lex luger, tires smoke like buddhe, 50 g’s to the crap shooter, niggas can’t fade me, chrome socks beamin, through my peripheral I see ya schemin, stop dreamin, i leave ya body steamin, niggas is feenin, whats the meanin, i’m leanin on any nigga intervenin with the sound of my money machine
White Translation
I spend a lot of money. I have a nice car. I drive a lexus with really nice tires, I’m a high roller, You guys can’t stop me, I have nice looking rims. I know you want them, You guys want my riches. I will kill you if you do anything to keep me from making my money.
Snoop Dog: Wit Dre Day
Your bark was loud , but your bite wasn’t vicious, And them rhymes you were kickin were quite bootylicious, You get with Doggy Dogg oh is he crazy? With ya mama and your daddy hollin’ Bay-Bee, So won’t they let you know, That is you fuck with dre nigga you’re fuckin wit Death Row, And I ain’t even slangin them thangs, I’m hollin one-eight-seven with my dick in yo mouth, beotch
White Translation
You talk a lot but you can’t back it up, You can’t rap well, You must be crazy to try and mess with me, I will kill you. Your mum and dad will be crying at your funeral, If you mess with Dr. Dre you are messing with every rapper on our record label. I don’t sell drugs, I will yell MURDER as you preform oral sex on me. Bitch.
Lil Jon: Get Low
Lil Jon- Get Low To the window, to the wall, (to dat wall), To the sweat drop down my balls (MY BALLS), To all these bitches crawl (crawl), To all skeet skeet mother f*cker (motherf*cker!) all skeet got damn (Got dam), To all skeet motherf*cker (motherf*cker!) all skeet got dam (Got dam)
White Translation
I want everyone in this room dancing, I’m going to dance so much that perspiration till be dripping from my testicles. I want all the women in the club to get low to the floor. I want to have sex then ejaculate on a woman’s stomach, I want to have sex then ejaculate on a woman’s stomach
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The second one is hilarious
im white not offended, very funnny i luv black ppl cnt liv without em haha
this is hilarious. hahaha
this is incredibly racist toward blacks
@Sighhh: Why is this racist? Just because it says the words black and white, it is not necessarily racist. It takes the piss out of rap lyrics and white people’s inability to understand them.
I really cannot see any hatred or anything else.
Lighten up!
lmao, thats hilarious
“I’m going to dance so much that perspiration till be dripping from my testicles”
That Guy thinks it’s funny
I’m so sick of the segregation between white people and black people, and the mild racism towards both.
Chess ?
I want to have sex then ejaculate on a woman’s stomach
haaaaa
It’s not racist, but not funny. It could easily be funny, but its not funny. Theres a video on youtube on the other had of a rap battle ‘translated’ which IS funny, proving that this guy just failed completely at something that is quite easy to make jokes about.
The title sounds a bit racist (towards whites). But it was too long, so I didn’t read it.
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That’s not funny. You idiots have no sense of humor.
last ones funny as hell
The OtherGuy says it’s funny. It’s funny because it’s true. Rap lyrics are vapid, meaningless chunks of drivel, and people eat it up like it’s so amazing. If music was architecture, rap would be Duplo.
Agreed Other, and for the folks who think it’s racist…it’s not. It’s the slang and nonsense translated into words that mean something.
It’s definitely not racist
i’m black and i appreciate the white translation cause now
i finally know what the songs mean
thank god
shit’s mad funny
black people are black cuz theres white people lol
@Anonymous
lol I’m just kidding
Actually, white is the absence of black so WHAT NOW
hahaha funny as
wow the lil jon white translation was funny but the other ones were weak epic failure and this is not racist and im white………….
Im sorry but i found all this hilarious~ and it could only be taken as something racist if you take it that way.
it’s all clear to me now