Top 10 Weirdest Laws In California
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1. A city ordinance states that a $500 fine will be given to anyone who detonates a nuclear device within city limits.
2. Alhambra: You cannot leave your car on the street overnight without the proper permit.
3. Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.
4. A regulation in San Francisco makes it unlawful to use used underwear to wipe off cars in a car wash.
5. Baldwin Park: Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.
6. Blythe: You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows.
7. Giving or receiving oral sex is prohibited.
8. Hollywood: It is illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep down Hollywood Boulevard at one time.
9. In Los Angeles courts it is illegal to cry on the witness stand.
10. In Los Angeles a man is legally entitled to beat his wife with a leather belt or strap, but the belt can’t be wider than 2 inches, unless he has his wife’s consent to beat her with a wider strap. Consent should be given prior to the event, as is carefully stipulated.
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Why is #2 weird? My city has that law.
because you should be able to park your fucking car on the street in front of your own house, no questions asked!
They must have had some incidents that required them to make these laws, which makes me really question some people 0.0
Oh gosh. This is weird. Who on earth would do this :
8. Hollywood: It is illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep down Hollywood Boulevard at one time. -.-
no, question is, why would you beat your wife with a belt wider than 2 inches
…well, no, the real question is why would they permit you to beat your wife with something equal or smaller than 2 inches O_O
horrible law
Actually the question is why only $500 for nuking within city limits?
No riding a bike in the swimming pool haha!
7. Giving or receiving oral sex is prohibited. i get oral all the time wtf
i think 10 should go before 9. it would be funnier.
lol dane!
7. Giving or receiving of oral sex is prohibited
Isn’t Cali the centre of porn?
aw i always bicycle in my swimming pool.
Yes LA is absolutely the center of the Porn Industry. And the only good reason I can think of why men can beat their wives with a belt less than 2 inches wide is cuz a lot of dudes down there must like rough sex.
what the fuck?
I would hope there was a law against nuking a city
what the fuck, oral sex? that’s a lie.
Bahahaha, #5. When I was 6, I pushed my tricycle into the pool. x]
#2 isn’t weird….
wait no blowjobs…………..now i cant get head
I live in Cali those laws are fake or really really really really old!! Theres no oral sex law, beating ur wife, and underwear thing and other stuff…. The bike thing I have no idea cuz I live in San Fran and therz a lot of hippies lol! But the cowboy boots thing is absolutely false!
muahahahaha can’t do the oral, eh?
thats some BULLSHIT.
everyone be tryna get that oral in cali.
2 inches is so small it couldn’t hurt anyone
#8… Where to find 1999 sheep?…
@someone
funny shit man aha