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they actually have a woman condom i would say look it up but its gross as shit

also there are way more than 17 probably like 1,000,000 things only men can do even more than that too

Girls can do :
1, 2 (I’ve beat boys many times), 6 (sure it looks a bit weird but some women can do it) 7, 8 (one of my friends has done it and she looks very cool), 9 (I regularly do), 12 (Purlease! Men do NOT age well and you can’t say that they age better than women!), 13, 15, 16 and 17

So basically you’re left with 6. Well done look at Cosmopolitan’s women’s list of 21 things we can do that guys can’t!

1) we can actually
2) most of my male friends cant beat me they are rubbish at it
3) father cant park a car to save his life…. and most of my sisters friends (female) had no problem parking
4) ill give you that one
5) won a drinking conest against 4 guys and 2 girls (one girl went out first then 3 of he guys the other female and then the other male then ME!)
6) bearded lady anyone?
7) some guys cant do diy at all
i give that one too
9) girls play rugby a lot (went to all girls school and we played it)
10) give that one too
11) ….yeah girls can too…. no comment on that though
12) i dont know any guy who ages well
13) female condom…..
14) … give that too
15&16&17) not just guys

Actually, women are, on average, able to hold more drink before becoming inebriated, whereas men can drink more before causing permanent damage to their bodies.

hmmm…
should I mention that I am a girl and I was on lighting crew for the school play last year?

…and I did it well

…..I can play COD….Good

fail most of that dont make sence at all :’D

Girls, you can’t play CoD, men just feel sorry for you and let you kill them, but if it helps you sleep at night keep thinking that… you can’t park either, I would point out the line of your can’s and can’t's but youll probably just park right over it >.<

I should point out girls CAN go topless. Doing it without a hassle from other people is another thing.

don’t forget checking in LAX. girls aren’t allowed to

sorry i meant CANT go topless everywhere

umm,like we should all care what we guys or you girls cant do,jeeze something might happen because of people who make mistakes then BAM, guys with *****’* and girls that have ****’*

im a girl and im wicked at cod soo yeah PP PS3 are better then xbox just to really piss off most guys! im better then most of my guy friends and my boyfriend and i love itt!!!

1. Standup and go to the toilet
HAHA fuck that, girls can too. It’s not practical, but we can.

2. Pwn at COD
Yeah, no. Girls can rock hardcore at VGs, and many are better at strategy.

3. Park a car properly – we all know that woman are rubbish at parking
Fuck this too! Guys usually do crap parking jobs because they don’t care.

4. Go topless, sure woman can go topless on some beaches, but men can do it anywhere!

5. Hold our drink – Sorry ladies, we’re genetically wired to pack it away a lot better than you.
haha. no. You drink MORE because you “want to get wasted”, but girls don’t really; so you have a tolerance. IMO.

6. Grow a beard

7. Build up a flat pack without instructions
Screw that as well. I built a loft bed with nothin’ but an Alan wrench. suckadick mafaka!

8. Shave our heads (wothout looking weird)

9. Play real sports, such as rugby
lol I know girls who could kick any guy’s ass.

10. Fertilise eggs

11. F**k things 17 things that all guys can do, but girls cant do

12. Age well

13. Wear a condom

14. Scratch out “bits” without looking weird
Uh, don’t kid yourself, you still look..gross when you scratch your nuts. No gettin’ around that.

15. Work “electrical” things without messing everything up
Honestly? I fixed the oven AND my mom’s computer, and half the guys I know wouldn’t have a fuckin’ clue how.

16. Cut the grass in the garden properly
LOL now THAT is BS. If anyone does a shitty-ass job trimming grass/tending garden, it’s guys.

17. Change a spare wheel on a car
Hey, as long as they can lift the tire, girls can do it too. I have, but my dad lifted it for me. Also? You mean “tire”, not “wheel”.

Forgot a couple.

12. Age well
Naw. At least women don’t go bald. And we live longer too!

13. Wear a condom
Someone else pointed out, there ARE female condoms. Reservoirs. even just the implications of the name are gross though

So! Out of 17, there are 5 that are true, but even so, not ALL the time. Some women are cursed with facial hair, and some women do look good with a shaved head(Tank Girl!).

Women can do pretty much all of those, maybe not all women but then again not all men can grow a beard….

#2 is wrong. I am totally awesome at COD. And I am a female.

I pwn at COD and I’m a girl, also, I can park and drive (I’ve never had any accidents tyvm) and aging, my grandmother looks better then my father does >.>

10 Things Women Can Do that Men Can’t

1) Give Birth
2) Have our periods
3) Can have long hair without looking weird
4) Make good sandwiches
5) Be excused from acting like a bitch due to a case of PMS.
6) Can flirt with a straight male police officer to successfully avoid from getting a ticket.
7) Can go topless and all the males look at you like you’re out of this world (inna good way ;P)
Wear shit loads of makeup and not look like a freak (on certain levels)
9) Bend backwards
10) Can get a full score on their SATs.

You have successfully been pwn’d my good sir.

clearly if your gonna make a page like this you need to be a F@*k load smarter than you. most of these are blatently wrong or just a matter of opinion…atleast put stuff up that women can’t argue with O.o

Half of those aren’t good things…. I wouldn’t count having a period as a good thing. Only 4 is valid

HA!
I ca do half of that thaang!

maybe just maybe this page wasnt entirely serious so just chill the f**k out

1. Standup and go to the toilet- i can do that, and i have, a lot beacuse i didnt wanna wait in line for thw women’s bathroom.

2. Pwn at COD- i tell everyone im a dude so they dont go easy on me. and i kick ass.

3. Park a car properly – we all know that woman are rubbish at parking- i learned to parallel park perfectly at 13.

4. Go topless, sure woman can go topless on some beaches, but men can do it anywhere!- we can too, its just punishable by law.

5. Hold our drink – Sorry ladies, we’re genetically wired to pack it away a lot better than you.- we dont wanna look like underaged frat boys trying to get laid.

6. Grow a beard- there’s a bearded lady. google it.

7. Build up a flat pack without instructions, i’ve built plenty of shit without instructions

8. Shave our heads (wothout looking weird)- we can, then put wigs on and not bitch about it.

9. Play real sports, such as rugby- i’ve played tackle football with an all male team

10. Fertilise eggs, we can’t do that, but we make the eggs that make you dumbasses.

11. F**k things- 2 words. Strap on.

12. Age well, we can age very well.

13. Wear a condom, female condoms.

14. Scratch out “bits” without looking weird- you still look wierd and disgusting.

15. Work “electrical” things without messing everything up, my dad is an electrician and i know everything he knows. and i’m 15. I’ve even hotwired a car.

16. Cut the grass in the garden properly, easy.

17. Change a spare wheel on a car- i’ve changed too many to count.

suck my left nut.