The 10 Thingѕ All Girlѕ didnt know about Guys

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1. When u kiss us for the first time we close our eyes from a second then open one to see if ur eyes are closed, if they are we get the thumbs up that u like us back and add more passion to the kiss thats why some girls realise first kisses getting better with every second that passes by.

2. In a relationship whenever a girl is away from us they’re always on our mind, no matter how hard we try, she’ll always be the first thing we think of in the morning and the last thing before we fall asleep sure guys tell girls this but its not bs if a good guy tells you this while looking you straight in your eyes hold onto him cuz hes the one who will cherish every moment he spends with you and will remember every second. ?

3. don’t be afraid to tell us what’s wrong. whether were your bf or best friend if someone hurt u in any way we will fight for you and even if we end up in the hospital we wont care because we know youll be right by our side when wake up. no matter wat you can trust a guy tht cares for you well always be there to catch you when you fall. The 10 Thingѕ All Girlѕ didnt know about Guys

4. if a guy wants to kiss you for the first time he’ll do three things: look you so deeply in the eyes you feel as if hes staring into your soul, tell you something romantic like even if the world would end today hes glad he got to spend his last day with you, lift ur chin without leaving your eyes ( only if hes taller then u) , give you a peck and wait for you to lean in to continue (*sign of a true gentlemen *)

5. the moment we say goodbye to you we always wish we had one more minute with you, one more minute whether its spent talking or just looking into eachothers eyes and smiling when we say that we wish we couldve spent some more time together we freakin mean it! your the best part of our day and last person we ever wanna say goodbye to.

6. when you start talking about something and you start running out of breath we know your trying to tell us you like us so you talk about something non stop. a smart guy would put one hand on your waist and with other he’ll cup your cheek and kiss you if he does this when you break apart, the only thing that would make it even more special, is for you to actually forget what you were talking about and admit it. dont lie because we know when your lying… The 10 Thingѕ All Girlѕ didnt know about Guys

7. when we slow dance together, its the one moment that we both remember you girls will think its very cute and perfect and some of you will even call the song we danced to ” our song” just remember that we dont care about songs and that we would slow dance with a girl we realy like to no music at all if it is. no matter how long the moment we will always remember every second we share and remember life is our dancefloor, love is the rythme, you are the music:)

8. alright if a girl once had something realy special with a good guy once and its over dont stop talking to us if you trusted us once you always can and if you and a guy just didnt work out dont ignore his hellos even of he broke up with you. we know its hard but the last thing any guy wants is to lose everything he had so even if its over stay friends we know no more hugs or kisses but you cant change what happened between us. you’ll always have a shoulder to cry on and a friend to rely on when you need help once a friend always a friend.

9. when we pay for you don’t argue sure we do it cuz its cute but we realy do it because we want to. so what you can be the richest girl in the world but every time were with you we become the richest guys in the world. so please just say okay we love buying you things and opening doors for you. dont use a guy if you honestly think you’ll ever get another bf after using us you’ve got another thing coming.

10. theres 5 major things but im only going to say 3 of the 5 ( gota keep some secrets The 10 Thingѕ All Girlѕ didnt know about Guys ) 1: a guys first impression of a girl isnt ” nice ass” or ” great tits” thts actualy something we tell our buddies about girls weve met to show off . wat we realy see first in a girl is eyes, smile, confidence. if a girl isnt afraid to take control thts one of the sexiest qualities a guy looks for. 2: every straight guys fantasy isnt a threesome fpr spme guys it is, but they judt havent fully maturef yet The 10 Thingѕ All Girlѕ didnt know about Guys . our fantasy is to one day be able to wake up next to the girl of our dreams look in her eyes and just forget about everything weve gone through we dont want to screw her brains out just fall asleel nxt to her cuz we actually prefer relationships over one night stands. 3: just because a girl is drop dead gorgeous doesnt mean we like them and would die for them. thts bs. we want a girl thts perfect for us personality is wat we look for not beauty. beauty is something i like to call bonus points. but if your reqly ugly then ud better have a killer personality or ur screwed. so no matter what remember dont ask ur bfs how you look cuz 2 them you look good in anything whether its a prom dress or shorts and one of our t-shirts your beautiful in a good guys eyes especialy while he kisses you in the rain The 10 Thingѕ All Girlѕ didnt know about Guys

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  1. Lovella
    October 4th, 2010 at 19:42 | #1

    That is the gayest, corniest and most illegible thing i’ve ever wasted my time reading.

  2. Anonymous
    October 4th, 2010 at 21:02 | #2

    I don’t know whats worse…the corny movie like ideas presented “especialy while he kisses you in the rain” or the overkill on the wink face.

    “fpr spme guys it is, but they judt havent fully maturef yet” neither have you. Life is not what you have written about here. You have depicted a perfect fairytale or movie.

    and what happened to proof reading or spell check?

  3. Anonymous
    October 5th, 2010 at 03:29 | #3

    This man does not speak for us!

  4. Victoria
    October 5th, 2010 at 03:42 | #4

    Some of it was was sweet…. most of it was “what the heck?” and “Please, please use spellcheck.”

  5. OP
    October 5th, 2010 at 10:02 | #5

    I AM A GIGANTIC FAGGOT PLEASE RAPE MY FACE

  6. Real
    October 5th, 2010 at 14:56 | #6

    This is true. When you find a REAL guy (not some idiot jerk) this will be how he is. So just wait for the real one.

  7. Pplz need to grow the f*ck up!
    October 5th, 2010 at 15:18 | #7

    You guys calling this guy “gay” and “faggot”… for 1, thats an insult to a LOT of other people, and just because you’re so stupid you can’t come up with any other names, doesn’t mean you can call them rude ones that can offend other people. And for 2. you’re just mad because he gave us girls a hint in what to look for. A lot of guys need to grow up and be more gentlemen-like, like the old days. My boyfriend does everything on here, and then some, and i love him more than life itself, as he does me. What guys don’t realize is that girls want to be read. Look into their eyes, find them out, and see what they need in a boyfriend… you’ll end up finding true love, and being happy.

  8. CheerCutiee1121
    October 6th, 2010 at 08:32 | #8
  9. ElizabethElectric
    October 6th, 2010 at 09:44 | #9

    I feel in love with the guy who created this.
    Marry me.

  10. Jimbo
    October 7th, 2010 at 22:23 | #10

    Good ideas, but majorly let down by the fact that you can neither spell nor capitalise. In future, proof-read everything. It’s a shame, because your intentions are honest; you just can’t write properly.

  11. Tox
    October 7th, 2010 at 22:44 | #11

    I am 100% sure that this crap was written by a girl, who wishes guys were like that.. seriously, that’s not gonna happen.

  12. Anonymous
    October 8th, 2010 at 15:14 | #12
  13. Crystal
    October 10th, 2010 at 15:29 | #13

    So apparently all guys are closet homosexuals. That’s disappointing.

  14. Anonymous
    October 10th, 2010 at 16:46 | #14

    Fake and Gay

  15. Anonymous
    October 10th, 2010 at 16:47 | #15

    Thats got to be the cheesiest and gayest page I´ve ever seen.

  16. asd
    October 12th, 2010 at 12:42 | #16

    @ElizabethElectric

    it was probably a girl. so unless u go both ways..

  17. Anonymous
    October 12th, 2010 at 12:55 | #17

    So apparently over half the people who commented on this are really immature and rude and only care about sex. I mean seriously guys? If all this is fake and gay then the opposite of everything here is true meaning all you do care about is one night stands and the first thing you notice about a girl are her tits and ass. You’re also saying that you don’t care if the girl is a total b*tch or downer as long as she’s hot. Grow up guys. And for the record i think this is really sweet.

  18. Anonymous
    October 13th, 2010 at 06:57 | #18

    while reading it i went , “awwwe”
    while reading the comments i went “LOL”
    XD

  19. Anonymous
    October 14th, 2010 at 11:42 | #19

    I agree this is true. The unfortunate part is it only applies to a very few select men, but hopefully women will pay enough attention to see this in the ones who are right for them

  20. men
    October 14th, 2010 at 15:44 | #20

    this is bullshit written by a fag

  21. Anonymous
    October 18th, 2010 at 06:20 | #21

    Some kid in junior high wrote this, if I had to guess.

  22. Guest
    October 18th, 2010 at 12:55 | #22

    A girl wrote this…

  23. Papaya
    October 18th, 2010 at 14:03 | #23

    Hahahahaha this is bullshit. A girl wrote this XD

  24. Anonymous
    October 18th, 2010 at 14:48 | #24

    please learn to spell. also, it sounds like you’ve been listening to too many taylor swift songs…

  25. RaverYusuke
    October 19th, 2010 at 06:19 | #25

    This had to be written by some twifag.

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