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July 1st, 2010
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10 Pick Up Lines That Might Get You Killed
July 1st, 2010
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10. “How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I’ll put my head inside.”
9. “Roses are red, violets, are blue, let’s have sex.”
8. “Could I touch your belly button. . . . from the inside?”
7. “I’d like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.”
6. “If your right leg was Thanksgiving and your left leg was Christmas, could I meet you between the holidays?”
5. “Is that a keg in your pants? ‘Cause I would love to tap that ass!”
4. “I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.”
3.”How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?”
2.”If it’s true you are what you eat, I could be you by morning.”
1. “If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?”
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5 BIGGEST things guys wish girls knew. (GIRLS WILL BE SHOCKED)!!!
June 14th, 2010
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5 BIGGEST things that turn men off. (GIRLS WILL BE SHOCKED)!!!
June 13th, 2010
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WARNING!!! Pick-up lines that should NEVER be used!
June 13th, 2010
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